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Hoboken

I’m from Jersey, yes, from Jersey
Dear Hoboken, home for me
Went to Philly for seminary
Went into the ministry

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Henry Hill

All the old men remember Henry Hill, Henry Hill
And we shed a tear for the memory of him still
It’s been forty years since Henry went out the kitchen door
And he never came back from the war.

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Habañera

I always wanted to sing in the opera
And sing of passion, sing of rage
To fall in love with inappropriate women,
Fight a senseless duel and die on stage.

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Gift of the Magi

In the tiny apartment on the Lower East Side,
The beautiful Della combed her long hair,
And thought about Christmas and bitterly cried,
For they had no money, no money to spare.

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Forbidden

Forbidden tastes, secret delights
Guilty pleasures late at night
So many things a person wants
Are not found in restaurants

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Federal Law

Federal law prohibits
tampering with, disabling, or destroying
lavatory smoke detectors.

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Driving with the Top Down

I get behind the wheel of my automobile and drive
Around town, top down, good to be alive
You in the front seat feet up on the dashboard
A case of beer and gearshift on the floor

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Drive-up Window

You can text me, you can call me,
You can email, you can chat,
Early morning, late at night,
right here is where I’m at.
I’m available anytime, prepared to do my part
Here at the drive-up window of my heart.

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Doxology

Praise God, from Whom all blessings flow
Praise Him, all creatures here below
Praise Him, above, ye heavenly host
Praise Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

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Don’t Scratch Your Butt

Remember, young people, at all times and places
Be polite on a regular basis
Say Buenos dias as someone approaches,
Or, if it’s evening, say Bueno noches.

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